Inactive Posting
I was told placing this ad was like the search for extraterrestrial life: It probably exists but it is near impossible to find.
I’m trying anyhow
Up front dealbreakers: If any of these describe you, don’t respond.
You smoke pot - A high functioning brain is required for this position.
You drink on weekdays (Friday night exception) - Same as above.
You smoke cigarettes: Your call but, a time / health & money waster, illuminates your priorities.
You think the world owes you: A lie fabricated to steal your power & enrich others.
Must haves:
Responsibility; because that’s your nature, not because I’m asking for it.
Robust physical health: You’ll get a good workout here every day.
Problem solving skills.
Pass a criminal record check and be bondable.
A clean drivers abstract.
You enjoy the peace and freedom of working alone.
If this piques your interest, I have an opening offer of 6 months guaranteed income. Do well through that and more will be made available if you want it.
